4.13.2009

IS THIS YOUR COMPANY????




New employees are welcomed---

Boss: Welcome!! Without you our company will be totally different!!
Employee: If it is too tired, I might quit.
B: Don't worry, I'll never let it happen.
E: Can I have a rest on weekend?
B:Sure!! That's the bottom line!
E: Do I have to work until midnight everyday?
B: Never !! Who told you that?!!
E: Can I get a subsidy?
B: Certainly ! It must be higher than our peers.
E: Is there the risk of sudden death at work??
B: Never! How come you've this kinda idea?
E: Will we have the chance to travel??
B: Of course! That has been written in our rules.
E: Do I need to be at work on time every day?
B: No, that depends.
E: And the salary, will that be on time?
B: Always.
E:Will all the stuff be dumped in new staff's lap?
B: Impossible! You have so many senior colleagues.
E: Can I run for vacant leader post?
B: Sure! That's the basic system we rely for existence.
E: You are not cheating me, hum??


See what happened when you enter this company---
Just read this dialogue backward....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

呵呵
这是进来容易出去难
经典啊